Jokes

AMERICAN POLICE STYLE:
Allow the thief to catch you, then
you catch
the thief.
.
CHINA POLICE STYLE: Chase the
thief until he becomes tired, then
you catch him.
.
Arab police style: Kidnap the
thief's wife
and threaten the thief to
surrender.
.
INDIAN POLICE STYLE: Sing for the
thief until
he comes close to you, then catch
him.
.
NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE: Catch any
person on the street, beat him until
he agrees that he's a thief