Jokes

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he
opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET
TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity
to earn
100k and
goes to the clinic... # Lawyer : "I have
lost my
sense of taste" # Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box No. 22 and put
3 drops in patient's mouth"
# Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene"
# Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is
restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed
lawyer goes
back after
a few days to recover his money...
# Lawyer : "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember
anything"
# Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from
box No.
22 and put
3 drops in his mouth"
#Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave
this to me last time for restoring my
taste"
#Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your
memory
back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then
comes
back a week later determined to get back
100k. #Lawyer : "My eyesight has
become very
weak"
#Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine forl
that, so take this 100k"p
#Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is
20k,
not 100k"
#Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored.
Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo man.

Don't laugh alone.
"Ezzy"