Man injects Viagra into his manhood and it almost explodes

Man injects Viagra into his
manhood and it almost explodes

A man had to be rushed to hospital after his
penis nearly exploded when he injected it with
'Viagra'.
The terrified victim had to have lots of blood
pumped from his manhood after his lusty
experiment went horribly wrong.
And unbelievably the foolhardy Lothario, 31, who
goes by the username sorec**k, says he will do it
again just as soon as he recovers.
The cautionary tale came to light on the social
media site Reddit. His story began when he and
his wife, 27, decided to try swinging and enjoyed
it thoroughly. But his stamina didn't match his
ambition.
He posted:
"I got a little greedy. "I saw a urologist and
told him I had erectile dysfunction. "He
prescribed various pills."
But none of them had the desired effect."So
the next step was injections straight into
the side of the penis," he said. "I called it
Viagra in the post title, but actually it's
called TriMix. "Same effect though. "I
initially balked at the idea."
After doing some research on the effects,
however, he was sold. Initially things were going
well, but when it was time to stop, he
encountered a problem.
"And that's where things got dicey," he
said. "I started pouring cold water over it.
Nothing. "I took four Sudafed pills (as
suggested online when you get an out-of-
control erection). Nothing.
"I started exercising major muscle groups,
doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups,
squats, etc. (also recommended online, in
order to divert the blood). Nothing. "Three
hours in, it was starting to really hurt...and
I was starting to panic.
"Knowing that the medication came with a
warning that prolonged erections lasting
longer than four hours require emergency
medical attention, I rushed to the ER.
"Telling the elderly Hispanic woman in
triage what happened wasn't fun. "I was
writhing in pain at this point, and...was so
sensitive and painful, I could not walk and
required a wheelchair because the sensation
of it rubbing against my shorts as I walked
was incredibly painful.
"Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my
erection the entire time. "Eventually I got
wheeled into a room."I got two full doses of
morphine before I calmed down a bit. 40
minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses
came in.
"The resident doctor was a young, cute
Indian woman who - unlike the others in the
room who tried very hard to act serious -
read me and the situation better and made
it pretty clear that she thought this was all
pretty hilarious and cheered me up
immediately, by turns making fun of me
and being very vaguely flirtatious.
"Eventually they got a butterfly needle and
proceeded to extract a STUPENDOUS
amount of blood...as the doctors took turns
squeezing.
"Needless to say, I'll be doing this again,
starting at a third of the first dosage."
Some people don't learn.