Jokes

DAD: Son, you have to get married...I have seen
a girl for
you.
SON: Not possible!!!
DAD: Think twice son, she is Bill Gates'
daughter!!
SON: Ok DAD, I am ready.
(Dad goes to Bill Gates)
DAD: My son wants to marry your daughter!
BILL GATES: Not possible!
DAD: Think twice, my son is the CEO of Swiss
Bank.
BILL GATES: I am ready.
(Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities)
DAD: Make my son the CEO of your Bank!
AUTHORITIES: Not possible.
DAD: Think twice, he is Bill Gates' Son-in-law.
AUTHORITIES: Your son's job is confirmed!
*This is what is called management skills*