Jokes

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his
customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for
sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this
and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at
the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish,
takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook
the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't
know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak
that way." He explains to her why they are dam
fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to
pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit,
Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"