Joke

My friend invited me to her church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row,when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite d Pastor charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N100 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me  N3,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I called back the usher and put the N3,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your purse" WhaaaaT!!!!!???????....... Usher please wait, wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!!